My friend needs a chess girlfriend

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jaro488

HELLO

My friend, @Lightning, has been very lonely lately (in his room staying up all night crying and listening to Olivia Rodrigo), and would like a chess girlfriend.

He is smart, 6' 2", and has a handsome mustache that he sometimes shaves but if you convince him he'll keep it for you, as he is quite a simp.

Also,17 and a half years of age, and from Alabama

He is very good at chess and can checkmate you in all the right places if you know what I mean wink.png

He is also rich, I think his net worth is like 300k so he'll be your sugar daddy too.

If you want a chess boyfriend to love you better than anyone else be sure to DM @Lightning right now! 

Lightning

No

I swear, if anyone dms me

C0RVIAN

yuhkuna matata 

Kriss_Vector31
Srry already have one
DreamscapeHorizons

Just asking for a friend huh?

wutmidoin
Lololol
TheBestBeer_Root

He can buy an AI? 😂

Lightning
MarkofGreatness wrote:
Bro 300k net worth is poor

Facts

TheBestBeer_Root

😂only cuz you wish triple it yeah

assassin3752

I thought he has yip as a girlfriend...?

Lightning
assassin3752 wrote:

I thought he has yip as a girlfriend...?

That's an old meme now, you gots to keep up 

Nimzo-IndianaJones

He does in fact listen to Olivia Rodrigo in order to cope. And he’s definitely 6’2”

Lightning
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:

He does in fact listen to Olivia Rodrigo in order to cope. And he’s definitely 6’2”

Thanks for chiming in, Kate

Gymstar

bruh

Nimzo-IndianaJones
Lightning wrote:
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:

He does in fact listen to Olivia Rodrigo in order to cope. And he’s definitely 6’2”

Thanks for chiming in, Kate

Yep. If you’re 6’2” does that mean I’m like 6’6”? I remember towering over you otb

Lightning
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:
Lightning wrote:
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:

He does in fact listen to Olivia Rodrigo in order to cope. And he’s definitely 6’2”

Thanks for chiming in, Kate

Yep. If you’re 6’2” does that mean I’m like 6’6”? I remember towering over you otb

Don't overestimate yourself, you're only 6'5

Nimzo-IndianaJones
Lightning wrote:
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:
Lightning wrote:
Nimzo-IndianaJones wrote:

He does in fact listen to Olivia Rodrigo in order to cope. And he’s definitely 6’2”

Thanks for chiming in, Kate

Yep. If you’re 6’2” does that mean I’m like 6’6”? I remember towering over you otb

Don't overestimate yourself, you're only 6'5

Aww sad.png

assassin3752

hey how bout lightning x kate

Lightning
assassin3752 wrote:

hey how bout lightning x kate

No

That's not even allowed so shaddup

Nimzo-IndianaJones
assassin3752 wrote:

hey how bout lightning x kate

Bro stop, that is disgustingly cringey

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