The problem is, the thing I did to offend her was trolling on the forums:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-has-macer75-been-doing-on-the-forums
My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???
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Nice joke. Do you have a girlfriend currently?
(Like for real)
Xieff wrote:
Nice joke. Do you have a girlfriend currently?
Nope. I haven't been able to get a new one since that one broke up with me.
macer75 wrote:
Xieff wrote:
Nice joke. Do you have a girlfriend currently?
Nope. I haven't been able to get a new one since that one broke up with me.
Tip: Don't refer to ex-girlfriends like they are objects.
So she really did break up with you? Or was that a joke too.
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Xieff wrote:
Nice joke. Do you have a girlfriend currently?
Nope. I haven't been able to get a new one since that one broke up with me.
Tip: Don't refer to ex-girlfriends like they are objects.
Well what am I supposed to do then? Say her name here?
Yes, telling us her name would make it more realistic. You could at least make up one considering it is just a joke anyway.
How could you say something like that? You're mocking my misery!
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My girlfriend just broke up with me! What do I do???
Forget about her, and play more Chess...
Or since some time has passed, give her a call and see if she answers.
macer75 wrote:
I can't, because if I whine on Facebook my girlfriend will see it! In fact, chess.com is the only place in the world where I feel completely safe from my girlfriend. She has no interest in chess whatsoever, so I know she won't create a chess.com account, and she won't be able to see anything that I say here.
Hey Macer it's me ! 
Calvin-H wrote:
macer75 wrote:
I can't, because if I whine on Facebook my girlfriend will see it! In fact, chess.com is the only place in the world where I feel completely safe from my girlfriend. She has no interest in chess whatsoever, so I know she won't create a chess.com account, and she won't be able to see anything that I say here.
Hey Macer it's me !
O hi Jen. Hope you're happy that you completely ruined my life.
/!\ The off topic forum is not an excuse to lie. Did I mention that moderators on this forum have lie detectors!
BigOto wrote:
/!\ The off topic forum is not an excuse to lie. Did I mention that moderators on this forum have lie detectors!
You are like the dumbest raisin cake I have ever met. No offense, raisin cakes are good. But they have their place in life...not at the computer, but in my gut. You need to take a trip though. You aren't exacly fresh. Old, stale raisin cakes suck. Eww. I wouldn't eat that. :/
macer75 wrote:
How could you say something like that? You're mocking my misery!
How can I know it is true? There are so many things about the situation that don't add up. Did she take your phone? How did she know you went out with friends? Had she shown discust with you previously?
Xieff wrote:
macer75 wrote:
How could you say something like that? You're mocking my misery!
How can I know it is true? There are so many things about the situation that don't add up. Did she take your phone? How did she know you went out with friends? Had she shown discust with you previously?
It appears that she did. How evil! 
She didn't. I told her I was going to the mechanic. But she knew that I was gonna be out for a long time.
I don't think so, but after all that's happened, I'm not so sure.
Macer, my advice to you is...
Don't worry too much. She said she is fed up, but did she say she is done? First you need to search your mind and be honest with yourself. You need to think of something that you did that would offend her.(Trust me, you need to admit every little thing to yourself even if it was something that shouldn't be offensive. Girls are a sensitive mystery.) If you trully did nothing then it is her problem, and just forget about her over time. If you did, (like lie about an appointment...which I don't see too much of a problem with except if she found out) then you need to make up for it. Finally after you have scanned your heart, soul, and mind for a sin you have commited against her,(Again, it may be as petty as not saying goodbye once or twice, or not telling her you love her enough. Or maybe not spending as much time together as she wants) and found one or more, contact her. Contact her and start all over and be like suuuper careful. Be hot. Be crafty. Be thoughtful.
Xieff out.