My Toaster Almost Exploded; Here's How It Relates To Chess

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@chesssblackbelt ur acting like a 🐈‍⬛

*goes into the shadow*

*flies away

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*flies away faster

excuse me you are in my territory *flies after dragonroar400*

what is happening?

guys this is very off topic

yes. pls return to the fact that my toaster exploded and chess is somehow related to it

it is related because you can put bread in a toaster and if you burn it too much it means you dont like it just like when you sacrifice a piece except it's not a sacrifice, and when its perfect, but the toaster explodes so its liek when you sacrifice a queen fora pawn and when your toaster explodes with waffles it is like when you are planning a great attack adn its working perfectly until you disconnect and when your toaster explodes with nothing in it, its like when you give a queen to the enemy thinking, its a sac, adn when ur toaster explodes AND YOUR WHOLE HOUSE BURNS DOWN, its like when you give your king to the opponnet thinking its a sac, but already lost the game. THIS IS ALL A JOKE BTW

alright, let me ask y'all a question. Have you ever had a kitchen appliance that almost blew up???

i blew up in the kitchen does that count

hahahahahahahahaha... no wait.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I microwaved an egg once and it exploded but I don't think that counts