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My Toaster Almost Exploded; Here's How It Relates To Chess
Good gravy
mmm gravy, since you have the word fries in your username, I'm assuming you like poutine?
this is so off topic.... RETURN TO THE FACT THAT MY TOASTER .... i mean CHESS .... is somehow related to .... um.... my toaster?
it is related because you can put bread in a toaster and if you burn it too much it means you dont like it just like when you sacrifice a piece except it's not a sacrifice, and when its perfect, but the toaster explodes so its liek when you sacrifice a queen fora pawn and when your toaster explodes with waffles it is like when you are planning a great attack adn its working perfectly until you disconnect and when your toaster explodes with nothing in it, its like when you give a queen to the enemy thinking, its a sac, adn when ur toaster explodes AND YOUR WHOLE HOUSE BURNS DOWN, its like when you give your king to the opponnet thinking its a sac, but already lost the game. THIS IS ALL A JOKE BTW
yes back to the topic
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