I go to floor two LFA
Neatgreatfire's KOTL

You find a dagger and a butterknife in one corner of the room. There's 15 gold, and a stick of butter that's somehow not melted. There's a poster of rick astley's face on the wall.

noice i go to the shop and examine products
Shop:
Gun: 20 gold
5 in stock
Ammo: 1 per shot for normal, 5 for enchanted
150 in stock
Directed missile: 100 (Can kill one person anywhere in the hotel, as long as there isn't a closed door behind them or a wall.)
1 in stock
Longsword: 10 (like a sword, but looooooooong. Somehow very light and easy to use though)
1 in stock
Dynamite: 20
10 in stock
Armor Of The Rising Sun: 250 (Makes the wearer all but invincible, but it wears off after one fight.)
1 in stock
Staff Of The Fallen Star: 200 (Is very powerful against AOTRS, but that's about it. Wears off after one fight)
2 in stock
Magic bandage: 65 gold each (Heal all of your injuries)
2 in stock
Apple: 5 gold each (Heal some injuries, can't save you from death or replace missing limbs or stuff like that)
99 in stock
Cute lil dragon: 120 gold
One in stock
There's a sign that reads "Some items are out of stock and therefore not listed, come back later! New items will be posted whenever they're here."

I look around for a door to another room. If there is one, I go through it.
If not, I go back and explore the park while LFA

KOTL stands for King Of The Ladder, a forum-based text-based action-adventure game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.

I look around for a door to another room. If there is one, I go through it.
If not, I go back and explore the park while LFA
No more rooms down there
You hear something growling from behind the undergrowth
Meh, fine.
I just like being suspected, it's unfair for murd.