Neatgreatfire's KOTL

Meh, fine.

I just like being suspected, it's unfair for murd.

I go to floor two LFA

I go to basement LFA

I follow Assass, LFA

You find a dagger and a butterknife in one corner of the room. There's 15 gold, and a stick of butter that's somehow not melted. There's a poster of rick astley's face on the wall.

Shop:

Gun: 20 gold

5 in stock

Ammo: 1 per shot for normal, 5 for enchanted

150 in stock

Directed missile: 100 (Can kill one person anywhere in the hotel, as long as there isn't a closed door behind them or a wall.)

1 in stock

Longsword: 10 (like a sword, but looooooooong. Somehow very light and easy to use though)

1 in stock

Dynamite: 20 

10 in stock

Armor Of The Rising Sun:  250 (Makes the wearer all but invincible, but it wears off after one fight.)

1 in stock

Staff Of The Fallen Star: 200 (Is very powerful against AOTRS, but that's about it. Wears off after one fight)

2 in stock

Magic bandage: 65 gold each (Heal all of your injuries)

2 in stock

Apple: 5 gold each (Heal some injuries, can't save you from death or replace missing limbs or stuff like that)

99 in stock

Cute lil dragon: 120 gold 

One in stock

There's a sign that reads "Some items are out of stock and therefore not listed, come back later! New items will be posted whenever they're here."

i wonder what is in the basement

I take everything and get a longsword and apple.

My inventory is on post 62

I look around for a door to another room. If there is one, I go through it.

If not, I go back and explore the park while LFA

What even is a KOTL

KOTL stands for King Of The Ladder, a forum-based text-based action-adventure game similar to Dungeons and Dragons.

that's rad

No more rooms down there

You hear something growling from behind the undergrowth

can i go explore it

You can explore any part of the hotel. Tell me where you'd like to go

we should make a discord for kotl

We can use the club´s chat

You are the worst of the worst at this.