Need Dating Help?


Well, to “find” money is hard to do. There may a treasure chest somewhere underground, so you could try digging up your backyard. Although, I think working for it will be your best bet.

You get down on one knee and propose to it. If it cracks, you know your answer.

You get down on one knee and propose to it. If it cracks, you know your answer.
smashing it would be better
Maybe, but it would only be fun temporarily. Soon he would have no mirror to date.

Maybe this is a “thank u, next” situation and he will have to just find the “next”. Ideally though, he won’t have to buy each one of his lovers. Mirrors are expensive.

Given your friends' list, you look like you could use my great advice.

find a dollar tree
Plastic mirrors aren't great for relationships. Too cheap.

basix doesn't ned it
he's swexy as it is!
All the rizz and all the swexyness. Double trouble. No wonder I'm with Ari.

basix doesn't ned it
he's swexy as it is!
All the rizz and all the swexyness. Double trouble. No wonder I'm with Ari.
no wonder it's so hot in here
Ari's a lucky (but dangerous) woman
It is, actually. I think that's why Texas is hot all year.