No More Ohio Petition

Let’s sink Ohio into Lake Erie! Who’s with me!?

🤣 …..not one of those living there

O Hi O no, that's too Eerie.

just

I am from Michigan and as much as we poke fun at Ohio sometimes, aren't there other states which are better comedy material? California or Texas are up there, but Florida is in a completely different league of their own xD

Unnecessarily drastic. Simply identify your location on the below map and move to one of the grey 'safe zones'.

I'm getting really tired of these stuck up bodies of water. Like get over yourself Lake Superior! -N M

Not to mention that Lake Eerie feels kind of spooky to me, but can't quite place why I feel like that...

Scanning for ohioness

No way am I moving to California or Arizonia.

I'm in Scotland, so am I far enough away?

Ooh, tempting.

5 what about Alabama?

#15, any jokes about that would go against the ToS for... I'm not even going to say.

#17, high chance you live in my state.

Only in Ohio