No Profile Picture? You Must Be a Celebrity

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cabadenwurt wrote:

Well then again we might just be on the run due to having made lots of cash on pyramid schemes and tho my internet location says Canada, The Bahamas might be a good place to keep out of sight. Now where is that piece of paper with the number for the account in Switzerland ---    


 Good cover!

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haiyaaa wrote:

Someone here say celebs ? Hey where the hell is the red carpet?


 In the other room, finds some celebs and we can lay it proudly.

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ekorbdal wrote:

Dear winerklieiner,

As a citizen of the United States has it not occured to you that if a celebrity was a member of chess.com, they would rather walk on hot coals than NOT have their photograph displayed?


 Yes but a lot of people don't have photos, I would hope some would come forward (party on) Hollywwod style.

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ponnupazoozu wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


 Lol, is that a hint to who you really are?  But wait he's someplace else.  Wait wait, if you rearrange your profile name, ponnupazoozu, you get?  A purple hippo sounds familar.  Are you The Donald?


no but i cld do donald duck's voice if i tried i guess.

ever heard of pazuzu?


 No I Goggled it and nothing

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ponnupazoozu wrote:

what? u think pple with big noses are ugly?  barbara will hear about this.


 Oh oh, does she play chess? 

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haiyaaa wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
haiyaaa wrote:

Someone here say celebs ? Hey where the hell is the red carpet?


 In the other room, finds some celebs and we can lay it proudly.


I just came out of there .... some snoop dog guy is burnin some green stuff


 Sounds like him, was that in New Orleans or Nor Lands?  Bruce Lee wouldn't do that.

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ponnupazoozu wrote:

of course she does.  remember her song about the anderssen dufresne game, evergreen?

 


 Oh she sings Evergreen and Ivory?   Coming together in perfect harmony!  Babs needs to play us chess!

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I try to keep a low profile by using an old photo and a rubbish pseudonym.

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tryst answer in one of her comment or answer that shes  an ordinary girl with nothing to get excited about, just by her profile name which is sharon does not assume that she is sharon stone. her profile picture which is like a running falling water has keep me wondering during my many months of residence here at chesscom. for me i change or edit my picture as i pleases to emote my feelings for the day.ive always think of tryst as intelligent girl with nice to converse with.her opinions  orviews might not be pleasant to me but i find her interesting for a girl of her kind.

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ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.

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Ian1984 wrote:

I try to keep a low profile by using an old photo and a rubbish pseudonym.


 Yes we have or first celebrity admission.  Good going.  What is your next venture with all your co-stars?  Keep us posted. Smile

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Benju13 wrote:

tryst answer in one of her comment or answer that shes  an ordinary girl with nothing to get excited about, just by her profile name which is sharon does not assume that she is sharon stone. her profile picture which is like a running falling water has keep me wondering during my many months of residence here at chesscom. for me i change or edit my picture as i pleases to emote my feelings for the day.ive always think of tryst as intelligent girl with nice to converse with.her opinions  orviews might not be pleasant to me but i find her interesting for a girl of her kind.


 So she's NOT Sharon Stone, hmmm I makes me wonder then which Sharon celebrity she really is.  Sharon Osborne I suppose and she has to put up Ozzy so I see why she isn't admitting her presence. 

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corrijean wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.


 LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood? 

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winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.


 LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood? 


 No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum). Wink

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corrijean wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.


 LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood? 


 No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum).


 And that's in Hollywood?   Trtsts in a big Hollywood shoper?

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winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.


 LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood? 


 No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum).


 And that's in Hollywood?   Trtsts in a big Hollywood shoper?


I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.

The  Forum where Martial is likely to have hung out.

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corrijean wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
corrijean wrote:
ponnupazoozu wrote:
rooperi wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
rooperi wrote:

I'm famous and I have a picture.

My next gig is on the balcony at the Vatican, again *sighs*


 But he has teeth, where's your teeth?


In the Steradent, on the night-table


reminds me of a time when john wayne fielded a question from a crowd.  

someone asked, "john wayne, is that real hair on you head?"

john replied, "it's real hair alright. not mine, but real hair".


That reminds me of an epigram by Martial:

Gulda swears her golden hair is hers,

Who would have thought it?

She swears tis hers, and true she swears,

For I know where she bought it.


 LOl she bought it at Tiffany's in Hollywood? 


 No, at The Forum (not the chess.com forum).


 And that's in Hollywood?   Trtsts in a big Hollywood shoper?


I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.

The  Forum where Martial is likely to have hung out.


 Surprised

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winerkleiner wrote:
frrixz wrote:

And no, I'm not Benoit Mandelbrot (He's smart enough to have a much higher rating anyway).


 So you are male, are your movies sub titled?  You're from California so problably not, let's see can you be Topher Grace, Ice Tea, or Hugh Jackman?


Don't know who these are.

And what makes you think I'm male?

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LisaV wrote:


I've always pictured Trysts as Joan Jett.  lol   Don't know why.

 


This is the only picture I'm going to post of myself:

http://content.janome.com/documents/Image/stick_girl.jpg

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corrijean wrote:


I don't see Trysts as a big shopper.


 I love to find outfits at garage sales, flea markets, salvation army, and little privately-owned shopsSmile

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