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Not here, please.

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We need more signs like this. If we kindly told everyone not to have emergencies, they would be far less common.
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Fr
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Also, bans should be much more selective and nuanced.

"No smoking - drinking - partying - dogs - on - skateboards allowed."

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Well, I guess I guess I can’t take my dog to the skate park if that’s the case.
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#4 w h a t-
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lmao

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lol
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As my reward for showing you those cool signs, you must now look at my chess game.

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Nice game, blue. Did you actually know all those moves of theory as you're playing it?

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#4 prob means it’s happened before?
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OneThousandEightHundred18 wrote:

Nice game, blue. Did you actually know all those moves of theory as you're playing it?

I had to do some refreshing on the line. White's f4 was a side-line. Qf3 is the main move.

I've been playing the Najdorf in rated OTB tournaments since 1971, though.

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Blueemu, those were the funniest signs I've seen in a long time...OTF needs the oldtimers like you to come back and rescue us from the damn kids holding it hostage with endless word games/useless threads...

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It’s far too late for that, nivek.
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blueemu wrote:

Also, bans should be much more selective and nuanced.

"No smoking - drinking - partying - dogs - on - skateboards allowed."

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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
Well, I guess I guess I can’t take my dog to the skate park if that’s the case.

Just make sure it's not smoking, drinking, partying, AND on the skateboard.

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cR1NN wrote:

I vote Malcom G

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Hahaha