Oh heavens what a question! I am a dedicated naturist and I almost always play chess in the nude. What of it?
Nude
This is not a nudist chess side and the name of btickler is not Bottom L*cker.
Recently there were a few unsafe answers from People called someting like Bobby. Reading your post this is obviously no exception.
Also threads like this suggesting a specific fantasy into the dirty mind of dirty people, laying naked (and still dirty) in bed, should be locked.

Leave him alone.