Nursery Rhymes

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Here Is mine: 

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell down and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell down and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell down and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

One little monkey jumping on the bed,
She fell down and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
Put those monkeys back to bed!

-_-

why

Because

This is mine:

5 evil babies living in a tree

One fell down and died

4 evil babies living in a tree

1 fell down and died

3 evil babies living in a tree

1 fell down and died

2 evil babies living in a tree

1 fell down and died

The last evil baby climbed down the tree safely

But got hit by a car and died

Moral: Don't live in a tree if you're an evil baby

i hope i dont get banned bc of this lol

I like it 

its funny

here is mine 

roses are red

violets are blue 

you hate me 

and I hate you

I just recently broke up with my boyfriend 

roses r red

violets r blue

b

oo

wow so mean

wot

well for one I got fired from my job and I broke up with my boyfriend 

oh

yeah so please be nice I'm kind of sensitive today 

Uhhh, ok?

I hate my life