Nut Tier List

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TL;DR: Nuts are small but mighty... they’re excellent for your heart, brain, metabolism, and overall longevity when eaten in moderation (a handful a day is often ideal).

I know... you just read the vegetable tier list and there's another just in time for the holidays.

After months of rigorous testing, peer-reviewed crunch analysis, and several emotional breakdowns in the chess.com snack lab, I have finally compiled the definitive Nut Tier List.

My methodology? Highly scientific: eat nut → vibe check → assign arbitrary rank → tell OTF.

Let me know what you think.

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Peanut M&Ms and Peanut Butter are S Teir.

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*Tier

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Walnuts are S Tier, not B : (
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Also did you know Strawberries are Nuts? But Pumpkins are berries…
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Pistachios, especially salted ones are s teir

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twoxmi wrote:
Walnuts are S Tier, not B : (

no disagreement either.

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Peanuts are goated
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Atti u scared me with the title XD
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found-then-1ost-I_I wrote:
Atti u scared me with the title XD

Don't worry, just because you have food allergies doesn't mean everyone has to use the EpiPen on contact with a legume. (This is perhaps the most tasteless joke I have ever made.)

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Hazelnut spread
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I kinda wanna put them all in S tier
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#18 fr I love nuts
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Where’s the pistachios?
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#21 if you ate a lot that means they were good
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Only viable option for s tier is the sacred macadamia nut and pecan
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AwesomeAtti wrote:

.. I have finally compiled the definitive Nut Tier List. ...

Just 2 months ago we had coconut day.

Coconuts are definitely top tier

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I can't rate nuts on a tier list. I love them all. All the nuts go to S-Tier.

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SOUNDWAVE_SUPERIOR21 wrote:

I can't rate nuts on a tier list. I love them all. All the nuts go to S-Tier.

Except acorns.

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found-then-1ost-I_I wrote:
Atti u scared me with the title XD

I hope you're not allergic.