Ode to the Common Cat
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MEOW ! 🙀
nice 👍
Indeed it is ! ✌️😺
Cat is good. :)
Jun 12, 2022
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Honestly have you ever seen an actual human? I’ve only seen them posting thirst traps *ahem* if you know, you know.
Wow
Did you write that?
No ! …..Woolly has a book that deals with everything you need to know about cats ……it’s Woolly’s Bible .
……it was part of my study course, on animal welfare .
copy paste flex?
BestBeer your gonna need to come up with something mor original pal …..Woolly’s seen that picture dozens of times ! 🤷♂️
There’s no such thing as a common cat .
Don’t common people realise
That scientists now rhapsodise
About our great intelligence ?
Doctors are placing prominence
Upon our skills to help the I’ll.
Our purrs prove better than the pill
And we can save the very old
With body heat to stay the cold .
( Unlike the opposition dog
You needn’t exercise a mog ! )
Unique with monkeys and with you
We too use insight to undo
Many a teasing circumstance
With all of that’s significance !
We’re not aloof . We can respond.
You only get the vagabond
When you neglect to care for us .
Stroke us for purrs . Be sensuous !
In your world of conformation
Concrete piles and regulations.
Praise the tabbies , ginger Tom cats
And city slicks in black and spats .
You need our singularities,
Our torn-eared eccentricities.
Nature’s links are being broken.
Love your feline jungle token .
Ring out the purrs . MagnifiCAT !
There’s no such thing as a common cat !