Igor like Chess.com and members

Some people think Igor mean man. No like him. Send Igor terrible messages. *snip*
Who? Tell the bunny. No Easter egg for mean members. In fact negative eggs for mean males.Â


Some people think Igor mean man. No like him. Send Igor terrible messages. Make him scared. I am so sorry. Igor have insecurity. Maybe you do not notice but Igor is ugly and with the bad teeth. Yes, yes. It is true. Maybe my picture too small for you to tell this. But Igor will try to be nice. he has silly sense of humor. But he has heart of poet. Igor become rough man after ten years of hard labor in Soviet Gulag for writing subversive essay on Boris Pasternak. After that Igor give up on life and become bitter man. But in fact now Igor change again to sort of nice guy. Happy with Luda and little Baby Boris and his job as ratcatcher in sewers. Have good friends Leonid and Dima and cousin Wally Kasparov. Life is good. Igor start blog now at Chess.com to try to fit in, be normal. Igor have many philosophical thoughts and opinions. Many people here do not understand his strange Latvian sense of humor. We are not so sensitive there. Men are still men and not women. So please accept Igor's warm hand. it is warm from smelly sewer water, sorry.Â
Fun fact: Everyone who refers themselves in third person is legendary. Â

Some people think Igor mean man.Â
Welcome to the People-Think-I'm-Mean-Club-But-I'm-Nice, I'm a very active member there.Â
We welcome nice people who are mistaken by others as mean people. :+)Â

Igor have very nice things about him see:
Igor have ability to capitalize letters, I forget what capital mean
Igor have nice pet vlad, my pet rocky leave me years ago
Igor know how to cook well, I struggle with microwave burritos
Igor Have nice family, I get ditched at flea market
Igor have good teeth, dentist take mine out
Igor have nice chocolates, I cant think of anything else
Igor have very nice things about him see:
Igor have ability to capitalize letters, I forget what capital mean
That's because you live in Iceland. Few know the capital there. Few of those know how to pronounce it. None of them can spell it.Â
Igor have nice pet vlad, my pet rocky leave me years ago
Strange. As the resident unsolicited solicitor, the bunny recently executed a name change deed poll from Rocky to Vlad for a pet that migrated from Iceland to Latvia under suspicious circumstances.
Igor know how to cook well, I struggle with microwave burritos
Igor has better microwave
Igor Have nice family, I get ditched at flea market
The bunny shall not comment owing to the sensitive nature of this situation
Igor have good teeth, dentist take mine out
You are a 7 foot child with missing gigantic teeth while Igor is possibly a 5 foot adult with the teeth of a 7 foot child. Again very suspicious.Â
The bunny has probably said too much, as usual and should probably leave this to the active members here who actually claim to be lawyers, though their numbers are dwindling.Â

Many people here do not understand his strange Latvian sense of humor. We are not so sensitive there. Men are still men and not women.
Many people different. They do not understand Latvian sense of humor because world has changed so much. Very sad to see how different world has become.