looking for a a female cat ! 😾

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My cat Cheetah is female.

... she's a bit odd, though. She's half Bengal. She collects knives (she owns three). Sleeps with a sword. Eats gallons of sour cream and nibbles on sauerkraut. Last month she chewed the sash of my sister's house-coat in two and swallowed half a meter of it. We had to take her to the Vet.

(He stuck his finger right up her bum. She felt that was a bit personal, and hissed at him).

Not sure the two of you would be compatible.

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blueemu is a late entrant for the US presidency race. Landslide victory expected.

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Woollysock....I never saw this side of you... I like it 👍
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I once was out on a roll in the woods, and I saw a wolf. She walked over to me, hung me on a twig, and started to lick my face...I panicked, so I filled my lungs with lots of air, and floated away. It was weird...
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Because I will always be a pug
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HAMID8285 wrote:

✋🤠 hello boys

STOP SPAMMING THAT! DO U KNOW HOW TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE!

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Woollysock wrote:
Woollysock is looking for a good looking female feline, to keep him company, in the coming dark winter nights. Prerequisite are : must have a good set of whiskers, good humour, a good listener, and above all, must have the ability to make a good mouse burger 🍔 plus knowledgeable in the brewing of a decent cup of catnip tea .

M8 I suggest you go on a boat then you’ll fiND one. Got to be a good boat tho.

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HAMID8285 wrote:

✋😤 hey Magnetta 123 hello

Ok now contribute to the conversation. Positively or Negatively.

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2019-COVID wrote:

 

RUn away!!!!

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Forgot I couldn’t get covid. I’m a Rooster.

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Rolls into conversation* WOOF WOOF ARF WARF WOUFWOUF
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*rolls away*
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Walk up*
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ARF
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*catches a draft in the wind and floats away*
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HAMID8285 wrote:

✋😤 hey Magnetta 123 hello

Is that Britney Spears' eye? 

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Looked more like the “ first lady’s eye “
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Cheetah surpassed herself yesterday. I heard some strange noises from the computer room, and when I went in to check I found that Cheetah had ripped the heating vent right out of the floor and tossed it aside, and she was crouched over with her head in the hole, examining the heating ducts.

My freaking cat doesn't need a Veterinarian. She needs an Exorcist.

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I don’t think it’s demonic problems. 😂
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Look at the topic name