How about these: Why can we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?
How come an alarm sounds when it goes off, but gets quiet when you turn it off?
Why does a computer freeze when it overheats?
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Those are your's??? Kind of sad
Nov 1, 2019
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#6
Aaronoo1000 wrote:
What’s a shower
Showers, also known as rain showers, have a shorter duration than rain. They tend to be quick and come in bursts. Showers come from puffy clouds or cumuliform clouds, like cumulus or cumulonimbus. These puffy clouds have more defined stop and start points, so showers (like the clouds they come from) may suddenly stop and start.
Nov 1, 2019
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#7
woollensock wrote:
Well I never ! ......you learn something new every day ! 🙀
Well we know you never . . . take showers. You already told us above. 
Another one: When you buy a bigger bed you will have more bed room but less bedroom
when will I have my tea? If am half cat why am I showing? *starts yelling a song in Russian,my sister thinking am stupid* Wait what times it? I like bread. CHICKEN!!!!
Today you are oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you will be.
Why school? I need friends.
Your not the only one
Why does the English language make sense?
Wow good one
How do you throw away a trash can?
Nov 3, 2019
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#17
...that compliment that guy gave me was actually a clever insult!
Who what where?
Nov 3, 2019
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#19
DavidNorman435 wrote:
Those are your's??? Kind of sad
By the way, (if it wasn't clear enough via context clues already) I inherited this forum by being the first to respond to the original poster @JaboTheMighty
Maybe this was a sort of joke forum they intended, not sure? Of course, I kind of like where I've directed it by making fun of certain phrases 
If the camera lens is a circle, how come the picture comes out as a square?
This one may have just blown my mind xD
p.s. The type of thoughts you are describing has a name. It is known by tropes as "Fridge Logic." The basic summary is that it is the type of thing you don't think of in the moment, but then it strikes you later on (like say, searching through your fridge, or showering). https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic