Share your Favorite Shower Thoughts

I like this one a lot xD 

Maybe throw it away in a bigger trash can? lol

Wow that's smart but why throw away trash can?

because it is broken/trash  

(really though, I don't recall ever needing to throw out a trash can - they last a while)

Yeah

Ever notice this funny one?

Tables are made so we don't eat on the floor. Tablecloths are made so we don't eat on the table. Placemats were made so we don't eat off of the tablecloth. Plates were made so we don't eat off the placemats. XD

Wow but why

roflmao

butter is food lotion

firefly is the opposite of waterfall

volleyball is just hardcore hot potato xd

You have more ancestors than all your ancestors

that's what I said ;D

Yeah, that was my favorite one you told me

Let's pretend there's a fountain of youth somewhere, let's pretend that's a real thing. Do you think if you sat in it too long your fingers would get wrinkly? Do you think if you sit in it for too long you'll eventually turn into your mom and dad because before you became a human baby that's how you originated? If you wait even longer do you become your grandparents? Can you keep going until there's several medieval villages of ancestors sitting in this fountain?

Can we reach amoeba phases?

RNA and the primordial soup?!

THE UNIVERSE ITSEL-

if loraxes break litterers' knees their bones will help flora grow which is actually helping the nature

that... literally... makes no sense... wdym "if loraxes break litterer's knees"

"I am the lorax i speak for the trees litter again and i'll break ur knees" meme

oh... I didn't know that meme xd... after reading your reply, it makes sense xd

This is just a random shower thought my mind came up with yesterday.

If a lightsaber can melt through metal, why doesn’t it melt the the handle?