sorry I seemed to have killed your thread, it was not deliberate ![]()
@TheCoolGuyy is not being very cool ! 😾
That's because Danes don't know how to tell a joke.
Here is one just for you.
A Swede named Johann decides to take the cruise ship to Denmark and drink a lot of beer. He gets so drunk that he misses the ship back to Sweden. "No matter", he thinks. "I am strong and determined. I will swim." So, he jumps into the water and starts swimming across he Baltic Sea.Â
About halfway into his journey, there is a small fishing boat. Two Danes, Brod and Bram, are in the boat.  They spot something in the water.  Bram raises the harpoon and takes aim, "Now you come to me, walrus!" Johann sees what Bram is up to and shouts, "Hey! I'm a Swede, not a walrus!" Bram shoots Johan smack between the eyes, then start reeling in the line attached to the harpoon. Brod jumps up, horrified! "Bram, you idiot aesel! What have you done? He said he is a Swede and you killed him!" Bram keeps reeling in the line and replies, "No no, that's just what all walruses say."
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and probably his underwear as well.