Anyway ,you know how the Irishcan drink and soon there is a massive bill for the alien to pay. The bar tender is eventually out of booze and nervously hands the alien the bill for a vast amount of money. " Have ye enough t'pay yer bill" asks the bartender ?
No problem says the alien , produces a weird looking piece of metal and asks " have you got change for 50Zork"
.....see the alien has a different currency on his planet
So 50 Zork is meaningless on earth let alone handing the alien change after allowing the Irishman to drink all the booze
I find ,in my humble and personal opinion that a lot of questions can be answered by searching the forum topics. It is a fact that all questions ever has been asked and answered they are just in the archives
nothing new can possibly be asked on chess.com , go ahead ask a question and I will find it for you in the archives
well,maybe not me but someone will, and if nobody can then you should always remember to contact Fiveofwords first with any question you might have , he knows all the answers. Kaynight thinks he does but he is just a windbag. Fiveofwords is a windbag too but he at least uses big and important words when talking crap.
I do it totally for free , it is a public service I render to an ungrateful crowd.
So an Irishman , a cow and three penguins walk into a bar. There is an alien sitting there and he is paying for all the drinks.