Oh, How I Love Google

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Yes, I love google. Information at one's fingertips is truly a beautiful thing.

This thread is only for those who have a fondness for the search engine. Please don't post about books or libraries, or someone may end up driving their car into a tree (I hope trysts is ok). Due to pending litigation regarding car meets tree, I must advise that this thread will not be liable for any car accidents, hair-pulling, sudden drunkenness, stomach cramps, or vertigo.

So, feel free to tell stories of your love of google!

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Yep, Google is nice..

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Without google, life itself would be impossible!

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Google is hilarious.

If you start typing stuff into the search-bar, the auto-complete function will start making suggestions... for example, type "Obama is " (with a trailing space), and it will suggest:

Obama is the Antichrist

Obama is gay

Obama is a Muslim

... or if you type in "Canada is ", it will suggest "Canada is boring".

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What about Bing?

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If Google didn't exist, we would have to invent it!

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Yeah I think Google is the most powerful and sofisticated search engine out there. Thouh it must that Bing is getting pretty close, as Microsoft is putting a lot of money on that front to compete with Google.

I like to use DuckDuckGo form time to time too.

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But suppose i'm as thick as a brick and googling is difficult for me.

Is there any hope for me then ? please say yes Embarassed

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but what about ask.com

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Obvious troll is obvious.

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https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&q=obvious+troll+is+obvious

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Fail.

ilikeflags: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+post+a+link%3F

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http://www.usakilts.com/

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ilikeflags wrote:

but what about ask.com

that a problem with that one,only kids answer these questions.

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Ask Jeeves!

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Is he taking a wiz up against a tree ?

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johnny brah, jeeves doesnt look too impressed with your tongue work.

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You know, it can be possible, kinda sorta theorectically possible at least, that more than one person in the world may not think Al Czervik is the coolest guy in the universe.  

I know that must come as a shock.  Keep an open mind at least.

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Senator-Blutarsky wrote:

Is he taking a wiz up against a tree ?

I think he's watching someone else take a wiz up against a tree.

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eehc wrote:

Yeah I think Google is the most powerful and sofisticated search engine out there. Thouh it must that Bing is getting pretty close, as Microsoft is putting a lot of money on that front to compete with Google.

I like to use DuckDuckGo form time to time too.

Google Chrome is rooting around in your laptop long after you have closed it down.  Just run a utility cleaner and it will ask you if you want to "force Google to shut down."

DuckDuckGo is how I access this chess site.

Damn oligopolists.  They put ants in your pants, then claim they're doing you a BIG FAVOR by groping around your BVD's, looking for your family jewels.

To each his own.