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OH NO THE THING GLITCHED

Sorry, I was so busy playing checkers.com (which I am a GM in btw) that I didn't realize when I switched the tab to chess.com
And I thought I was posting in the checkers.com forum too.
(Also, turns out checkers.com is, like, an online restaurant page or something.)

(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ
Where's the punctuation in this sentence???

you could have tried, jack.
Trying is for people that try.
not trying is for people that don't try
Wow, really?

(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ
Where's the punctuation in this sentence???
Where's the grammar at all?
It's not supposed to be grammar, I'm mimicking a raging 8-year-old.
Usually I get shamed for using correct grammar.

(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ
Where's the punctuation in this sentence???
Where's the grammar at all?
It's not supposed to be grammar, I'm mimicking a raging 8-year-old.
Usually I get shamed for using correct grammar.
when have you been shamed for that?
Several times.
(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ
It was very possible to create something somewhat believable...
And you chose... this?
(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ
Where's the punctuation in this sentence???
Where's the grammar at all?
It's not supposed to be grammar, I'm mimicking a raging 8-year-old.
Usually I get shamed for using correct grammar.
What do you mean? The grammar is fine.

this dude Jack was really spectating my game and guessed 0/6 lol
I was bored.
And I'm a bad guesser.
(A joke. Obviously)
OH NO THING GLITCH LOOK OMGOODNESS WHY DOES THE THING GLITCH SUCH A GLITCHY THING FIX PLZZZ