on the bus

Hey Bozo!Why no contributions here?I guess you are completely "tied up" at the moment?

Rumour is that you like to be covered in Baby Oil by LJ.Any truth?How's "Meth"?

The flip?

The flip side is the dip side! Bozo is oil right Jack..There IS "Meth"(od) in his madness.

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eryxc-re your question mark (above) check it out with Bozo.

Hi Gang!The Bus is now ready for a new excursion.Let's hear from you which places would you most like to visit. If there are no takers I'll take the decision

Paris, France

London, England

Big Ben

Ukraine

Maybe?

Will you pay the cost chum?You are a"Wheeler" dealer?

Fair enough.But can you help me by carrying a begging bowl around?

Thanks for the tip wink.png.Say would you like a job on the bus as a "Busmarshal"? You no doubt have heard of a "Skymarshal"-security officer on planes.We need some security e.g to stop attacks on the bus by envious persons in the street who insist on pelting the bus with rotten eggs as it passes by them.Your arms will consist of a non-noxious body spray deodorant to repel miscreants and attempted illegal boarding of the bus-also to minimise the stink of the eggs.

Sadly we will be unable to pay you anything but our budget can stretch to providing as much cat food as you can eat. OK? Is it a deal?The final decision as to where the next trip will be rests on the following possible venues

Alcatraz/Antarctica/The Moon/North Korea.Any thoughts?

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Please lock this topic!

For  goodness sake get yourself a sense of humour eryxc.

PS you don't seem to be concerned about posting in some of the other inane threads.

If you don't want to ride on the bus why not get off it?

PS No one compels you to read any of the forums here.If any upset you so much why not just steer clear of them?Stress not.Just advising.

...Lock this topic for bad language!

POYLS.

poor little sensitive blossom

...You’re the poor flower who got trampled by me!