One sentence story .

Once upon a time there was a turtle who ate fish.

Now, at first glance, there's nothing unusual about a turtle eating fish.

But this turtle ate giant white bass.

Greg Norman, known as the Great White Shark, picked a 3 wood from his golf bag and aimed towards the turtle.

Not even close.

Later, Greg was angry and his son asked why.

Greg replied "Stfu Son, do you even lift?"

"No, Dad. I don't have to because I stay healthy by eating giant white bass."

Then Greg ate his son

The spirit of Greg's son migrated to the bass eating turtle!

The Turtle gained super powers and took over Southern Africa

Nostradamus spoke from the grave and shouted "this cannot be!"

Greg said "who said that??"

Then Nostradamus said "Your mum"

what the?

Then Greg killed Jupiter.

Satrurn killed Greg.

The Universe killed Satrurn.

Then everyone was happy.

THE END.