Only answer if you are dumb

so that I can act like I know something you don't know and then patronize you because of it, perpetuating my pathetic self-delusion of intellectual superiority.

Your answers, should you choose to elaborate, will illustrate why the subject title was given.

dark matter. 

huh?

I'll give you a hint before revealing the answer I'm looking for;

Hint #5: This thread is a parody of another.

EDIT: ok I can't keep this up here's the link; http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/only-answer-if-you-are-clever

"Yes, dark matters as much as light"

So we need some Physicists to shed some 'light' on the subject of dark matter.

Is thought the absence of philosophy, or is presence the presence of absence?

Is Adsense still a good idea in the absense of presents?

Now that's just ridiculous.

It's "irrelevent" [sic] (#7)

Whaaaaat? (Posted 2011, resurrected 6 min ago?)

Jump on this, too?

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