OTF attempts to sing "To the Balls" (To the Bone but Sans wants your balls)

If we did To the Bone, we must do the balls version.

Reference ↓↓↓↓↓

Or I guess we can make our own version.

* kid, i need balls. give me your balls.

[First three lines are unchanged]

Sans? Sans, wake up!

(What is it, dude?)

A human has fallen from the surface world!

* Do you know what this means?!
* fresh balls

And you've got the balls to pick with them?

Ugh! Enough!

Alright, here we go again...

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!

* give us your balls

If you w-want to l-look around...

[We need more people]

* Little known fact, but I, the Great Papyrus, canonically eat balls everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

[This fact has been confirmed by Toby Fox himself]

We don't see humans often...

[Only add balls to Sans' lines if you can't use the reference. (I forgot about mobile)]

* because we take their balls

[That one actually fits pretty well. Papyrus' lines are unchanged btw]

I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I brought in!

[WAIT NO I FORGOT ABOUT THE BALL-TICKLER LINE AT THE BEGINNING 😭]

REPORT

How was the balls

Hey, Papyrus, mind your balls!

g̴̵̡̡̦̰̗̟̜̞̗̝̪͈̺͇̠̱͈̝̖̓̒̌̓̃̑̾̓̋̍̕i̶̡̧̡̛̖̖̖̦̫̻̦̫̫̥̖̓̓̋̑̓̊̕̚̕̕v̴̦̩̮̩̹̔̓̔̑̋̏̋̐̋̏̂̑́̐e̺̪̝̜̊̋̆̌̐̎̊ ȗ̖̦̞̙̳̗̞̌̓̑̏̎̍̔̔̕s̛̛̛̩̩̦̩̩̳̦̲̲̜̄̊̐͆̔̊̒̊̎̃̊̚ͅ y̶̛̛̦̟̮̪̱̦̞̩̩̥̩̒̾͌̔̒̔̏̊̐̋̏̋̐̋̑̋̉̑̏̽̽̑̅̋̕ͅợ̷̴̲̳̮̳̩̟̖̮̝̏̐̑̔̑̅̎̚̚̕̕ų̘̳̘̙̘̎̍̊̃̊̍̂̋̌̓̉̈̚̕r̴̵̡̤̮̬̖̣̍̄̇̒̆̃̄̍̎̚ b̶̧̛̫̠̠̩̭̲̘̲͍̙̘̒̒̒̊̐̏̽͂̎̊̎̊̍̕̚ã̵̢̛̖̖̖̩̠̘̠̼̩̘̩̋́̍̋̈̏̎́̊̕ḷ̴̛̭̖̘̘̠̠̗̓̌̌̌̊́̋̃̅l̛̗̳̪̗̑̅̌̋̋̋̊̋s̨̞̣̲̟̍̔̅̊̏̊̏̋̏̎̎̒̑̚̚̕̕.

Can it, Sans, no time for banter!

Excuse my brother, he's a bit... BALLS!