OTF CONFESSIONS (REOPENED)

That’s French! Thanks Duolingo.

CONFESSION #58

That one guy in class who always corrects the teacher in any mistakes made:

-Nerd emoji

CONFESSION #59

I think murray the mummy from "hotel transylvania" would beat the boogeyman from "the nightmare before christmas" in a twerk off tbh

-halloween movie connoseur (writer of Confession 26, 42, and 56)

(yes, yes he would)

CONFESSION #60

oh I'm just a girlllll ohh little old meee

-just a girl

60 already :0

These are some wild confessions but I'm having too much fun reading them lmao

Confession - I am a bot sent by the illuminati to spy on your minds and every week 1/8th of y'all will be replaced by prefect clones of yourself and within the next 2 months the world will be controlled by robots. Don't try to fight it, there's no escape.

Uh oh

CONFESSION #61

slime girls > cat girls

-The Hot Taker

CONFESSION #62

Did you hear they killed the dog from family guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfZTCPuZtQ

-kurt cobain's MTV Unplugged Guitar's high e string

CONFESSION #63

pixie is mad hot and im not even gay

-ERM

#263 That's actually a pretty hot take ngl- I would say I have to agree, though.

CONFESSION #64

I only wear under armor tactical boots.

-Farmer John.

#265 damn ppl are impersonating me :<

CONFESSION #65

I haveee a crush on Zo___ fr fr

-umm

CONFESSION #66

I have a crush on torbek

-Gigglegoose5