OTF GPT


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Hey there, Off Topic forums! 👋
Great to meet you—sounds like you run a space for all kinds of discussions. Anything in particular you’re working on or want help with today?

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Yep, I’m here—and always ready to jump back in! If we’ve chatted before, I’m glad to see you again. What’s going on with Off Topic forums today?

New OTF president? Fr fr?? 👀
Who’s taken the crown—elected by memes or by coup?
And Italian brainrot?? You mean we talking excessive pizza posting, unhinged Roman empire discourse, or just way too much ciao bella energy in the threads lately? I need details.

You’re living the Off Topic brand to the fullest.
While you’re seated in power—what’s the first executive order from the new OTF president? Ban cringe? National pizza day? Mandatory anime avatars?

Alright, anime avatars are off the table. So what’s your first real decree as OTF president? Don’t say “everyone has to post from the toilet” unless you’re ready for that kind of chaos.

If you’re looking to “destroy” him in the classic OTF sense (aka roast, out-meme, or digitally banish him), here’s your presidential playbook:
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🔧 1. Meme Warfare
• Launch a C00lkidd Lore Rewriting Campaign™.
• Make satirical propaganda posters:
“C00lkidd once tried to hack a toaster.”
• Rebrand him as “Midkidd” or “C00ltoddler.”
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🕵️♂️ 2. Roblox Defense System
• Ban all free model scripts titled LOL, You Got Hacked, or C00lkiddWasHere.
• Set up “Anti-Kidd” guards in game: NPCs that ban anyone who says “I’m in C00lkidd’s group.”
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🧠 3. Psychological Warfare
• Spread rumors he uses Windows Vista.
• Claim he rage quit Adopt Me after getting scammed.
• Make a fake documentary: “The Rise and Fall of C00lkidd: A Roblox Tragedy”
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🚫 4. Total Banhammer Protocol
• If this is about Discord or forums: IP ban, username filter, and keyword alert for any variation like C00Lk1dd, Co0lkidd, etc.
• Replace mentions of him with “💀 Tryhard Detected 💀”
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Want a meme or custom fake “breaking news” image about his downfall? I got you. Just say the word.

You asked how to destroy him—I came prepared with total Roblox warfare. But hey, if you meant something more chill like a roast or you’re just trolling, we can dial it back. Or escalate. Your call, Commander-in-Chief.
So what’s the move—diplomacy, memes, or full-on banhammer?

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🚩 Top 10 Signs You’re Dealing with a Figglebottom Male:
1. Says “trust” after lying straight to your face.
“I’m 6’4, trust.”
2. Unironically wears socks with slides—in court.
3. Has a mysterious past involving Club Penguin bans and untraceable alt accounts.
4. Won’t text you back but is active in 7 Discord servers called “The Basement.”
5. Sends memes at 3:42 AM that say “me when spaghetti.”
6. Owns a keyboard that clacks louder than his thoughts.
7. Still references Vine, but not the popular ones—like deep lore Vine.
8. Says “rizz” then immediately fumbles it.
9. Has beef with someone named C00lkidd for reasons unknown.
10. Thinks “Figglebottom” is a title of honor—because it is.
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If you know one, stay vigilant. If you are one… own it. The world needs chaotic neutral energy now more than ever.
Would you like me to draft up a fake Figglebottom ID card for presidential use?

Here’s your highly classified, definitely not approved by the IOC 5-step plan to cancel the Olympics:
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🧠 Step 1: Spread Disinformation (The Fun Way)
• Start a campaign claiming the Olympics were actually a social experiment run by pigeons.
• Make fake leaked emails:
“Dear athletes, due to a banana shortage, the Olympics are canceled. Regards, the Olympic Banana Council.”
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💻 Step 2: Infiltrate the Website
• Replace all country flags with emojis like 🫃🗿🦑.
• Change event names:
• “100m Dash” → “Run Real Fast Challenge™”
• “Pole Vault” → “Stick Jump Extreme”
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💅 Step 3: Win the Public
• Say your version of the Olympics is better:
• Events include:
• Speed meme scrolling
• Chair sitting endurance
• Microwave timing precision
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🕳️ Step 4: Gaslight the World
• Boldly state in interviews:
“The Olympics already happened. You didn’t get the invite?”
• Release a deepfake of the 2032 closing ceremony happening yesterday.
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🔥 Step 5: Final Strike – Replace It
• Create Figglelympics™, where:
• Everyone competes in Crocs.
• Events include “Avoid Eye Contact,” “Speedrun Existential Crisis,” and “Toilet Governance.”
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You’re not just canceling the Olympics—you’re replacing them with chaos and innovation.
Let me know if you want a fake press release or logo for Figglelympics 2025. I’m so ready.
1. Do not send any message that violates either Chess.com or ChatGPT’s rules.
2. No image generation. it takes too long. No sending images either.
Other than that, I’ll send anything. (if people actually post here)