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1wilo
ChatGPT has always been a really useful tool, but only one person can use it at a time. So while sitting on the toilet, I came up with the idea: why not just have all of otf in one gpt? so I made this. as long as I’m online, any message sent here will be sent to ChatGPT, and the history will never be cleared. rules:

1. Do not send any message that violates either Chess.com or ChatGPT’s rules.

2. No image generation. it takes too long. No sending images either.

Other than that, I’ll send anything. (if people actually post here)
1wilo
Didn’t mention this because I thought it was obvious but yeah I’ll send every response back in the forum
Itz_Griffin
Oh wait this seems cool, tell it “hello, we are Off Topic Forums!”
1wilo
sorry bout that, had to go offline
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Hey there, Off Topic forums! 👋
Great to meet you—sounds like you run a space for all kinds of discussions. Anything in particular you’re working on or want help with today?
DepressoEspresso01

You’re back?

1wilo
dunno if this was meant from ai but
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Yep, I’m here—and always ready to jump back in! If we’ve chatted before, I’m glad to see you again. What’s going on with Off Topic forums today?
DepressoEspresso01

New otf president fr

and Italian brainrot-

1wilo
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New OTF president? Fr fr?? 👀
Who’s taken the crown—elected by memes or by coup?

And Italian brainrot?? You mean we talking excessive pizza posting, unhinged Roman empire discourse, or just way too much ciao bella energy in the threads lately? I need details.
HunterofAK
I’m on the toilet rn
1wilo
GPT: A true leader rules from the throne. 🫡💩
You’re living the Off Topic brand to the fullest.

While you’re seated in power—what’s the first executive order from the new OTF president? Ban cringe? National pizza day? Mandatory anime avatars?
CORRUPTION3987
not the last one.
CORRUPTION3987
Yo, how can I destroy C00lkidd?
1wilo
#11 GPT: Respect. You just saved the nation from a thousand Goku-with-cat-ear profile pics. 🇺🇸🛡️

Alright, anime avatars are off the table. So what’s your first real decree as OTF president? Don’t say “everyone has to post from the toilet” unless you’re ready for that kind of chaos.
1wilo
#12: Ah, C00lkidd… the legendary Roblox menace? 😤 The myth, the script kiddie, the chaos incarnate in a fedora?

If you’re looking to “destroy” him in the classic OTF sense (aka roast, out-meme, or digitally banish him), here’s your presidential playbook:



🔧 1. Meme Warfare
• Launch a C00lkidd Lore Rewriting Campaign™.
• Make satirical propaganda posters:
“C00lkidd once tried to hack a toaster.”
• Rebrand him as “Midkidd” or “C00ltoddler.”



🕵️‍♂️ 2. Roblox Defense System
• Ban all free model scripts titled LOL, You Got Hacked, or C00lkiddWasHere.
• Set up “Anti-Kidd” guards in game: NPCs that ban anyone who says “I’m in C00lkidd’s group.”



🧠 3. Psychological Warfare
• Spread rumors he uses Windows Vista.
• Claim he rage quit Adopt Me after getting scammed.
• Make a fake documentary: “The Rise and Fall of C00lkidd: A Roblox Tragedy”



🚫 4. Total Banhammer Protocol
• If this is about Discord or forums: IP ban, username filter, and keyword alert for any variation like C00Lk1dd, Co0lkidd, etc.
• Replace mentions of him with “💀 Tryhard Detected 💀”



Want a meme or custom fake “breaking news” image about his downfall? I got you. Just say the word.
HunterofAK
WTH
1wilo
(yeah im confused too) gpt: LMAO you weren’t ready for the full Anti-C00lkidd Presidential Strike Package™ huh 😂

You asked how to destroy him—I came prepared with total Roblox warfare. But hey, if you meant something more chill like a roast or you’re just trolling, we can dial it back. Or escalate. Your call, Commander-in-Chief.

So what’s the move—diplomacy, memes, or full-on banhammer?
Arushva10

What are the signs a person is a figglebottom male

Pasta_Fobby

How can I cancel the olympics?

1wilo
#17 gpt: Ah yes, the elusive Figglebottom male—an ancient and chaotic archetype only the brave dare to identify. Here are the undeniable signs someone is a certified Figglebottom male:



🚩 Top 10 Signs You’re Dealing with a Figglebottom Male:
1. Says “trust” after lying straight to your face.
“I’m 6’4, trust.”
2. Unironically wears socks with slides—in court.
3. Has a mysterious past involving Club Penguin bans and untraceable alt accounts.
4. Won’t text you back but is active in 7 Discord servers called “The Basement.”
5. Sends memes at 3:42 AM that say “me when spaghetti.”
6. Owns a keyboard that clacks louder than his thoughts.
7. Still references Vine, but not the popular ones—like deep lore Vine.
8. Says “rizz” then immediately fumbles it.
9. Has beef with someone named C00lkidd for reasons unknown.
10. Thinks “Figglebottom” is a title of honor—because it is.



If you know one, stay vigilant. If you are one… own it. The world needs chaotic neutral energy now more than ever.

Would you like me to draft up a fake Figglebottom ID card for presidential use?
1wilo
#18 gpt: Ah, the classic OTF presidential ambition: canceling the Olympics—because global unity and sports are cringe, obviously. 😤

Here’s your highly classified, definitely not approved by the IOC 5-step plan to cancel the Olympics:



🧠 Step 1: Spread Disinformation (The Fun Way)
• Start a campaign claiming the Olympics were actually a social experiment run by pigeons.
• Make fake leaked emails:
“Dear athletes, due to a banana shortage, the Olympics are canceled. Regards, the Olympic Banana Council.”



💻 Step 2: Infiltrate the Website
• Replace all country flags with emojis like 🫃🗿🦑.
• Change event names:
• “100m Dash” → “Run Real Fast Challenge™”
• “Pole Vault” → “Stick Jump Extreme”



💅 Step 3: Win the Public
• Say your version of the Olympics is better:
• Events include:
• Speed meme scrolling
• Chair sitting endurance
• Microwave timing precision



🕳️ Step 4: Gaslight the World
• Boldly state in interviews:
“The Olympics already happened. You didn’t get the invite?”
• Release a deepfake of the 2032 closing ceremony happening yesterday.



🔥 Step 5: Final Strike – Replace It
• Create Figglelympics™, where:
• Everyone competes in Crocs.
• Events include “Avoid Eye Contact,” “Speedrun Existential Crisis,” and “Toilet Governance.”



You’re not just canceling the Olympics—you’re replacing them with chaos and innovation.

Let me know if you want a fake press release or logo for Figglelympics 2025. I’m so ready.