Girl: I feel fat when I look in the mirror. Can you compliment me to make me feel better?
Guy: You have great eyesight.
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I laughed a little to hard for that one.
"Are you a beaver? 'Cuz dam."
Apparently "You don't sweat much for a fat lass" works well in Northen nightclubs so I'm told.
Frankenstein-Dracula is funny, ain't it? 1.e4 e5 2.Nc3 Nf6 3.Bc4 Nxe4
This is an old one.
"If I said your body was beautiful would you hold it against me?"
No, it's just that I'm selling some private property that I bought for nothing, sharing was always my forte.
Are you from Mc Donalds? Cause you're hot and greasy
May 10, 2016
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DrSpudnik wrote:
Uh...huh, Hey baby!
How can a girl resist? Let the cyber sex begin... 
doesn't matter whitch kind, but I mean the funny ones...