Also you had nothing from it, you kick the king, queen, rook, etc. would be too boring for you
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Pashak even tho this thread is gross. U don't have to be mean about it...
Apr 27, 2017
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#68
What about just saying, "how's it going?" Or "do you come here a lot?" It's not as entertaining for forums like this, but at least it rolls off the tongue naturally.
Are you the bottom of my laptop because your hot
Apr 28, 2017
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Knight terror, I'm pretty sure this was a joke thread for pick up lines. Not at all serious. Bahahah come on! Some of these lines are hilarious! And you know what? If said right? And the timing is perfect? The other party would probably laugh as well! It's hilarious!
"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”
“You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal."
I am new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths."
hmmmm...
“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. "
If youre just talking raw pickup lines, not geared toward long term commitment, then...
Im having a little trouble shifting my jag....
Mo money, mo problems.
Common problem 
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
excuses...