Pixels' Cafe, Bar, Fine Dining, and Entertainment. [RP]

(Don't worry, I can (try to) stop them.)

52: Worry not. Nothing here costs, and at this point, I don't expect a tip. Besides, this place only requires one person to run it: yours truly. Having full control over this dimension is quite handy.

57: (Im a mobile user with strict parents, so, yeah.)

(Guys do we think we can beat Dust Coffee Shop?)

(Easily. I'm the most active RP-er on the site.)

(...I can't argue with that.)

(Most of my time is literally spent wait for people to get on and RP with me.)

49: However, if you truly wish for s suggestion, I do enjoy the lava cake [real certified lava, with hints of magma]. Considering I can not feel pain, I feel as close to mortal as possible upon consuming it.

"Anything and everything. A ping pong table can be placed at your convenience."

*The lights in Pixel's dim...*
NQ8B: "Clocking out. Pie, break's over."
*NQ8B enters a turnstile door thingy, and a stick figure with a pie for a head and cartoon eyes drawn on comes out the other side.*
Pie: "Yes, boss!"
(Okay so Pie takes the night shift here. They have the same powers and capabilities as NQ8B, but are a lot more cheerful... and chaotic, if someone eggs them on.)

(Oh just in case anyone doesn't know, Pieisnum is NotQuite8-Bit's (me!) alt account. Don't ask why, but I don't have access to NQ8B all the time, so this is a backup.)