Please do not read this post.

Hi i wanted to post because i am NEW to chess.com that is why i am eating chocolate based ice-cream on my new FERRARI while driving the streets of NEW york with president ABRAHAM LINCOLN. It was very nice of me to teach the Knicks how to play and also because i decided to HATE my life.

I feel very uncomfortable with reality. I experience a sense of not being a member PLEASE BUY membership at chess.com so free users can still be free users and all U.S.A ers live peacefully with the world.

disclaimer: all the users that feel that their morality was SHAKEN DOWN by the earthquake provoked by the merger between the national bank of rationality and the province of Vogapalutza please remind me of how i WAS BORN. Thank you.

Freedom is representatively inconsistent but experentially provable.

I do not understand.

Why are you answering to yourself?

Wow.  Brilliant result from searching for "Knicks" on the chess.com site. 

Wow.  A Brilliant, Brilliant Result.

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