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My superhero music lyrics

It would be so awesome
It would be so cool
It would be the most incredible
Superhero movie the world has ever seen
The screen would light up, with real explosions
And special effects
Like tons and tons of special effects
My super sweet cape would be special effects!
And it would blow your mind
Cause it's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
It's all about me!, Yeah it's all about me!
It's my movie!
My movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me!
No longer a sidekick no that's not me!
P̲̣̤̥̌ͦͮ͢i̯̳͔̯͉ͬ͘c͖̥̑͑̋́t̿҉̰͈̯u̥̼̘͇͐͋ͮ͢r̴͙͇̱̞̘͚̱̠̽̓ͦ̑ḙ̵͙͇̱̜͔̄ ̞̬̞̥ͩͤ́mͤ͒̒͌͏̗̩̦͈͓͈͓ẏ̞̻͍̹̝̞̤ͬ̑͞ͅ ̦̘̯̩̗̱͒ͨ͜b̻̫̫͙͈̓ͦ̈͠o͚̯̙ͣ͌̑ͫ́o̠̻̹̣̬ͦͦ̃͡t̳̖̝̪͈̠̬̤ͦ̋ͥ͛͞i̥̟͓͔ͦ͞eͧ̂ͧ͏̞͎͇̺̗͖̙̺ ͔̫̺̣̤͙̻̋ͤͥ͂͡ủ̳̗͓͆̀p̛͇̦̖̻̟ͧ͐͐͐ ̶̝̥̩̣̙̥̺̓͆ĩ̢̜̜̩̬̗̤͎̘n͙̩̰̞̭̒͌͘ͅͅ ̤̠̜̪̟͖̐͞3̴̬̠̔̚D̸̺̲͚̣̓ ̍̒͏͈̤Ȉ̸̺̘͔̫̩̺̼̱̙̻ͮ̇́ͭ'̰̪̹̦̱̰̻̩ͩͦ̕l̪̲̜̫̏ͫ̽͛͘ļ͓̮ͪ ̨̠͖͖̮͖̦̮̩̂̀ͮs̸̮̰̯̻̺͒͊h͉͎͍̟͕̩̖ͬ̕a̘̝̗̼̪͊̄̃ͩ͞k̴͓̬̺̘͚̱̾̎e̲̥̝̭͋͠ ̫̻̤̦̹ͨͪͬͪ̕ͅm̡͖̰̱͍͕͑ͨy̠̻͙͓̲̝͊̏̀͢ ̜̹̫͚͕̳͙̿̅͟bͪͩ͆҉̠̘o̶̙͈̖̗̿ͅo̶̻̪̗̖̼̟͍ͧͪ̐ͭt̴͓̭̖̠͕̯͈̜ͥî̻̥͗͝e͓̞̙͓͂ͭ̊̾̕!̉ͫ͏̟̩̤̳̟̫̠ ̳̭̮̭͊ͥͮ͡iͬ҉͔̳̮͉̗̫̰̱n̑͐̋̉͏̺̩̣̠ ̟̦̙̓͡m̡̘̭̪͉̮͍ͧ̊ͫy̜̰̟͚̬͖̲ͬͨ͐̚͞ ̼̤̼̯̳̫̘̤ͦ́͛͢o͇̺̞̥ͤͤ͆̉͜w̵͍͈̒̏͑n͋͏̰͇͍̻ ̷̮̤̠͚͔͇̺͎̒̍ḿ̃͊̀҉̝͙̖̩̘̣o̩̩̼̩̰̤̭ͫ͢v̘̪̙̺̓̀͡i̟͇̳̭͈̲̠̰͑͌ͯ̏͡ĕ̩̠̻̮̩̥̋͡ͅ!͖̰̦̲̱́̐ͪ̀
It's my movie!
My movie
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
L'd have the most impressive, cool and scary, big, mean,
Hairy, adversary, BUT NOT TO WORRY! I'm the man in charge!
Yeah i'd have an alter ego!
I'd be a billionaire
Standing tall with ADULT SIZE HANDS!!!!
And gorgeous hair!
Cause it's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie
It's all about me, Yeah it's all about me!
It's my movie
My movie!
My superhero movie
They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me!
No longer the sidekick
(SIDEKICKS ARE LAME!)
Now im the superhero puttin' the villains to shame
R-O-B-I-N Is the name!
Oh! and i have my own hero music too
It goes bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, BOOM!
It will play everytime i entered the room
Then i'd say my sweet and omnivus catchphrase
"Crack an egg on it. Ka-Kaw!"
It's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
It's all about me
Yeah, it's all about me
It's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
They'll be linin' up to see a movie all about me
It's my movie!
My movie!
My superhero movie!
It's all about me
Yeah it's all about me
It's all about me 

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wut

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da

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fk

23Dragons

is this from teen titans go 

cuz it sounds strangely familiar

JudgeCat

?

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wtf

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lol

Strangemover

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lol

AdeptToaster
Life’s fabric is corrupt shot through a corroded thread
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boop incomign ?? | Snek | Know Your Meme

gosh HECKING darnit | Snek | Know Your Meme

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snek snoot boop

AdeptToaster
Number one furry rule:booping unknown sneks is dangerous
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Also I was quoting the Megadeth song train of consequences
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wow, so this counts as furry? I just liek posting funny memes I find online

AdeptToaster
This does not count as furry
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I would know
AdeptToaster
Nope lol I’m a protogen not that