Poetry

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If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 

Ohhhhhhhhh 

thats a good one, but let’s not tell it to individuals under the age of 9.. or 10. 😂

I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on th right side there is nothing left. 

Indeed!!! 😂

Respect your parents; they passed school without Google. 

XD 😂😂😂😂😂

Ohhh that one was a roast, respect the previous generations, *bow*

I thought you’d like that. Some of these are minion quotes but that doesn’t stop them from being funny...even if the little yellow things are a little weird and suspicious. 

Im not lazy, I’m simply on energy saving mode. 

That moment when you can’t finish a sentence because you’re laughing so hard about the ending. 

Absolutely relatable!

I hate it when I’m trying to eat a salad and it accidentally falls into the trash and then I have to eat pizza instead.

I’ve finally lost my mind. If found, don’t bother to return it; it wasn’t working properly anyway. 

If you cannot do great things then do small things in a great way.  

A great quote which is very inspiring. 

I thought so too! 

If sleep is good for the brain then why isn’t it allowed in school?

I’m going to stand outside; so if anyone asks I’m outstanding!