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not simping for a child.

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I don't want to go to jail for paradox.

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4 years 9 months.

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Eh ! 🙀
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Hmm
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What

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What the heck?
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Actually, I was an atheist, I didn't swear to the cops(!) And now a lot of secrets were revealed, I did, yes I did, I told everything to my lawyer. I was walking around the city of Gotham with a mask at night and when the catwoman died, I kidnapped and ate their insides and used their outer skin for protection in the wilderness of my desert.

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Oh. From the batman comics!

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It's a big panic attack, damn it, I'm scared/fear this is the second time I've had this, in one of them the catwoman died.

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Should I part with an honorable death or just surrender

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None, don't do anything drastic!

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What I had to do was written on a piece of paper.

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I knew this was going to happen but wouldn't have a better enough death(!)

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🎶Find me standing all alone, burn the page my little dark age🎶
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I told my lawyer that I cook and eat people, I will wait for tomorrow and meet the lawyer. The night is long, goodbye.

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🤣 lmao he said eat people! just roflmao wtf

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People will ssy any stupid sh it for attention...

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lemaudit1 wrote:

People will ssy any stupid sh it for attention...

I think he had a joke, anyway.