Popsicle Stick Jokes

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!!

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What's the difference between roast potatoes and peanuts? You can roast potatoes but you can't pee nuts

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My sister said I couldn't drive a car made of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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One time I ran over a child. Sports day is brutal. Especially when you have to drive over your kids competition