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I dream of a world without plagiarism.  You may say I’m a dreamer... but I’m not the only one.

 After stealing all the art work I ran out of Gassman, and have no Monet' to make the Van Gogh

Good afternoon and I really mean that. 

"The world is a book, and those who don't travel only read one page" - St. Augustine.

“In the result, I am of the opinion that a local authority has no power to enter into a swap transaction.” Lord Templeman

I just received a random text message, simply saying 'thank you'.  No idea what it was about... so I'm guessing it's because I saved future civilisation. 

11:52 pm . Got done watching Unforgiven , a true classic.

I have a lisp and one wooden eye.

Long story.

If this is an issue for anybody, too bad. 

One woman here was kind enough not to laugh 

at my lisp when we spoke on the phone 

about all the fun we had playing chess, 

but her true colors really came out when I 

asked her if she'd like to meet and play a game face to face

She responded with  "Ohhh wood eye !" 

I wish I could get my hands on a catapult.

Because the sea weed?

Oh, hang on... wrong punchline. 

No comments, huh? :/

Thou shalt not commit adulthood. 

Oh grow up please