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happy.png okey dokey.

why is it you should not assume?

GM_chess_player
legendaryboy991 wrote:

3 men were on a boat

all of them fell in the water 

only 2 of them got their hair wet

the other did not

why?

 

I asked my sister this question and she responded the third ones gay. Bruh.

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gay? lol, obviously one is bald. r u sure u interpreted your sister correctly? maybe she was saying u r gay for asking that question to her!

peterbrandt1000
REkT
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how many outs are there in an inning of baseball?

peterbrandt1000
Couldn’t tell ya
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where is the love?

peterbrandt1000
I also have many I shouldn’t share including a pirate walking into a bar and a joke on how asian parents name their children
peterbrandt1000
But now I have to hear this physical one
stayzennie

lol

ObsidianPhoenix

hi

ObsidianPhoenix

my friend introduced me to this

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ObsidianPhoenix wrote:

my friend introduced me to this

cruel friend???

AcidLemming712
ukrainiandude wrote:

there were 2 ducks

one of them was acting crazy

the other duck says: "are you on quack?"

Lol

RuffledZest

A woman born in 1975 died in 1975. She was 22 years old at the time of death. How is it so?

Shadow_Lord666

um i dunno

Matee_safi

what is green and has 4 legs and if it falls off you from a tree it will kill you?

RuffledZest
RuffledZest wrote:

A woman born in 1975 died in 1975. She was 22 years old at the time of death. How is it so?

She died in hotel room no. 1975. Haha..a bad joke

RuffledZest
Matee_safi wrote:

what is green and has 4 legs and if it falls off you from a tree it will kill you?

A pool table. I Didn't thought much as i heard it before...

Matee_safi

it was from two and a half men