a duck went to a shop he asked the shopkeeper "Ya got any grapes?" Shopkeeper said no. the next day,the duck went back to the shop and asked the same thing...the shopkeeper said no again...the next day the duck went back to the store and asked the same thing..the shopkeeper said NO!!WE DO NOT HAVE GRAPES!!IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK THAT AGAIN, I WILL PIN YOUR WING TO THE WALL!! the next day the duck came back again and asked do you have any nails? the shopkeeper said no.."great"said the duck."do you have any grapes?"
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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
Jun 26, 2020
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#47
SNUDOO wrote:
st0nkfish wrote:
SNUDOO wrote:
@st0ckfish
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Jun 26, 2020
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#48
Aida_Amin wrote:
legendaryboy991 wrote:
i have a tail and a head but no body arms or legs what am i
A penny?
I SNAIL
Jun 26, 2020
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#49
Chess_Player_954 wrote:
Aida_Amin wrote:
legendaryboy991 wrote:
i have a tail and a head but no body arms or legs what am i
A penny?
A SNAIL
Jun 26, 2020
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#50
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Jun 26, 2020
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#51
What should you do, if you get locked out of your house?
Talk to the lock, because communication is key.
good question, what is he