Boring × googol pun challenge
pun challenge

try create your best puns here.
mine: A Spanish magician said: on the count of three, i will disappear!
Uno!
Dos!
and he vanished, without a tres.
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA i loved thet one

Falcons can live up to 13 years so you might call them... Millennial Falcons (wow that was awful lol)

Math teachers when they try to make puns: *walks out the door* now excuse me while i subtract myself out of here

i gave my friend 10 puns to try cheer him up
no pun in ten did
it was really intended lmao
This pun challenge is pun-y
*l don't mean that lol=)