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ron10023

This pun challenge is pun-y

 

*l don't mean that lol=)

AnonymousAssassin1511

Boring × googol pun challenge 

assassin3752

This pun challenge is such an easy PUN-ishment

AnonymousAssassin1511

+1

Snazzy_Joey
Chessadepti wrote:

try create your best puns here.

mine: A Spanish magician said: on the count of three, i will disappear! 

Uno!

Dos!

and he vanished, without a tres.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA i loved thet one

Snazzy_Joey

i stole a wig, becausei didnt want tupee for it!!

soupandreas

the coin maker machine at the mint stopped working. it doesnt make any cents!

KyloAPPROVES

Falcons can live up to 13 years so you might call them... Millennial Falcons (wow that was awful lol)

KyloAPPROVES

I was wondering why that ball was getting bigger... Then it hit me (wow that was even worse)

KyloAPPROVES

Math teachers when they try to make puns: *walks out the door* now excuse me while i subtract myself out of here

ron10023

I had a big watch. I ate it. It was time consuming =)

Benedict610

I had one when I went on my morning run, but I forgot it. Something will jog my memory.

Benedict610

Captain: Fire at will!

Person named Will: ...

Fortitudinous

lol

Fortitudinous

i gave my friend 10 puns to try cheer him up 

no pun in ten did

meowmeomeo
Chessadepti wrote:

i gave my friend 10 puns to try cheer him up 

no pun in ten did

it was really intended lmao

Benedict610

This counts, right?

Benedict610
Chessadepti wrote:

i gave my friend 10 puns to try cheer him up 

no pun in ten did

heard ones like that too many times

 

Gymstar

never heard it

KyloAPPROVES

"My friend Richard needs to name his potato delivery ship... What should he call it?" -----"sounds like a dictatorship to me"