Question: other than laundry

Other than money in the laundry, what's the most money you have ever found? 

I have two stories. This morning I found an item, not money, but the item brand new would be valued at around $15. This one was gently used and if I am being honest I got an hours worth of enjoyment, which is basically invaluable. That's one story. 

About 10 years ago a crazy person (I can only assume because...) said to me "Goodness Himself asked me to give you this money." And he casually handed me $367. To more peculiarize the situation, a week later a very good friend of ours (not the crazy person though) told me a story where he lost $700. I am reasonably sure the two events are disconnected but one never knows, where Goodness Himself is concerned. 

So, please, tell your stories or just drop a dollar amount of the most "found money" ever. This includes WILD gambling wins or unusual items with surprising values.

Good day

Someone’s dead body. Just yk “found it” didnt kill it at all I promise

Yo my cousin found one of those in the desert by his house

One of what

One time I was dumpster diving with my friend and we found a world of Warcraft collectors set in a box like a board game with the game disc and rule guides everything still in the packaging on google it was like 350$ so we sold it on Facebook marketplace a few months later and made 75$

Ok as long as you promise

#4 dead body

Wait you found a 4# dead body? Dog or cat? That's crazy

No my cousin found it it was some guy named Jake

#9 u acting like this happens on a casual Tuesday lmao

I’ve found a bag of loose leaf chewing tobacco on a side walk. Ya I consumed it. One time I found a small baggy of white powder in a rest stop bathroom. Don’t ask me how I know what it was. Ok since you asked… i forgot it was in my wallet for weeks until I didn’t, then I told my friend who promptly sampled the product (im an adult). Don’t know the regulations here, but I probably shouldn’t mention the product by name. He purchased the remaining product from me after he enthusiastically proclaimed its quality with a demented gleam in his eye. One time I was drunk outside A strip club and bored of the venues atmosphere so I told a homeless guy id rather he have my 50 bucks instead of one of the girls in side. I like to think that is one of the story he would choose to tell here. One time I was at an outdoor concert and it was raining heavy. This drunk chick was eyeballing my umbrella… sold it to her for 50 bucks. It stopped raining shortly afterwards

Account closed. The bunny thinks the drunk chick finally tracked him down

I found sixty dollars once on the floor by the pool tables. We had a problem with gambling at the time. Even made the paper. I turned it into management and they put it in the safe for a month. At the end of the month they gave it to me. They thought I was super honest after that. They kept mentioning it. It might be worth sixty dollars to impress your boss like that.