I once knew of a rabbit with 3 ears. He got caught in a barbed wire fence and ripped his ear in half. Encountered that wascally wabbit several times before his luck ran out.

I once knew of a rabbit with 3 ears. He got caught in a barbed wire fence and ripped his ear in half. Encountered that wascally wabbit several times before his luck ran out.

NomadicKnight wins!
Everyone gets one of those these days. Thanks, soccer, for being a handy way to brainwash our kids into thinking everyone's a winner all the time! 
Who else is for introducing Rugby into youth sports in America, and removing the juice packs and carrots from their approved snacks menu? Water and deer jerky, and maybe a good taunting from the coach followed by a swift kick in the keister when they lose, that's what kids these days need...
Sounds like a plan. But they should be able to choose their own snacks, as long as they have nutritional benefit. ;-)
I always brought jerky and water. If it was good enough for me, it's good enough for the "winners" of today. (Provided that it is gluten and GMO free, the deer was killed while free-ranging, and there is a record to prove he never received any antibiotics, of course... Don't want the little tykes to drop dead from gluten now do we?)
I like homemade jerky. There are two things every meat lover should have: A smoker (for smoked pork, chicken, and other awesome meats) and a food dehydrator (for some homemade jerky).
Oh, and make sure to toss in a meat slicer and a grinder, along with a sausage machine! So that's 5 things every meat lover should have. 
Tip of the day: When slicing meat, be sure to slice it extra thin to get the most flavor.

kaynight wins!
More than 2 Posts in a row plz