Random Thoughts

A place for random thoughts ffs.

Aliens living millions of light years away haven't invaded us yet in fear of dinosaurs that their telescopes show on Earth.

We should be wishing people A Happy New Year on their birthday, not on January 1st.

If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

If Earth was negatively charged instead of having gravity, there would only be positive people.

so many good socks get thrown away because the other sock in the pair has a hole in it.

ASAP sounds a lot more urgent then 'as soon as possible'

It ticks me off to see a movie commercial that says "#1 movie" and then the next day the radio says "#1 movie" to another movie

People tear down and ridicule the rich for being rich while they try to be rich. 

The hour before you have you to start getting ready for work is the fastest hour you ever experience in life...

Most websites are designed to keep you from leaving, but the whole point of Google is to get rid of you as fast as possible.

If we were to purposefully choose the wrong choices, we would have to choose the right wrong choices, therefore we choose the right choices.

If someone finishes telling me something and all I can think to say is "that's interesting," it wasn't very interesting at all.

If you die in the same place you were born, then the velocity of your life would be equal to zero.

More often than not, I notice a pun when someone says "No pun intended"

What do you think goes through an animals mind when they are creepily watching you dress and undress?

There are more dead people than there are living.

Out of 7 billion people, there should be atleast one person who is eating while taking a shit.

You obviously don't know the rules of the Men's bathroom When you pick the urinal right next to me.

On almost all animals, the head is at the highest point of the body