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You're walking. Somewhere on the edge of this universe, from this scenery. What universe? Oh, the name will come with its RPs (they'll have the [E] tag with them).

But enough chitchat, back to the story.

On the edge of reality, you walk. You've been anticipating the arrival of this world for a long time, but even this tiny chunk should satisfy you. As you walk, you see a door. The door I told you about before you came here. Go on, enter through it... ah, there you go.

You step into a barely connected plane of existence. The rather abrupt change in scenery is startling, but you get over it soon enough unless you get interworld portal sickness. In the center of this floating mile of grassland is a wooden building. It's 300x300 feet, with two stories and probably a basement.

So what do you do?

Well, the only logical choice, of course! You step inside!

And are immediately .et with shelves of weapons, armors, herbs, bandages, vials of assorted liquids, magical components, the list goes on! Wandering through the shop, you come face-to-face with a young man at the counter. He seems to be busying himself with a small metal puzzle, but as soon as you look directly at him he puts it away and looks up at you with a smile.

"Hello! What brings you to this far-flung establishment? I take it that you- *he points not at your physical embodiment in this OOC place, but at you, the real person behind the screen* -want something?"

You nod. Of course you want something, be it knowledge or supplies. The young man pulls out a long sheet of paper.

"So, what will it be then? We've got all sorts of items, and we even come with free shipping to your puppets over in the mainland! ... Oh yeah, the mainland isn't complete for you yet, He told me that already."

The young man chuckles to himself and sets down the paper.

"So, I guess the best I can do for you is answer some questions. What'll it be, chum?"

He's looking right at you now.

(Aaand that's my cue to go offline for a bit. Bye!)

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(Here's a light bump to get this on top of otf before I have to hop off for a bit.)

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waowgw, graet riting!!!!11!! I lkook frowarod to whtvr RP/other work u hav planeed!

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#3 Just pull an IC in the OOC and ask the guy.

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#3 English please?
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"Yo, shpkpr, who tf 's ths "Heem" u spk of?"

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The shopkeeper looks slightly off put by your speech style, but he quickly wipes it off his face with another smile.

"Why, he's the creator of even the gods themselves! He's one of you people in 'reality', from what he's told me."

The man turns and pulls out a cup of coffee, before taking a nice long sip.

"He's the only reason we can be talking right now. He was kind enough to give you a sneak peek into this world while it's in construction, in the form of me."

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ooc in the OOC: can I like full RP in this OOC

OOC-ception

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Uh... yes? You're pretty much free to do anything inside this mini world, except buy stuff for your RP characters (puppets, as they will be referred to by anybody in the RP. There will be some major 4th wall breakage when the gods get involved, btw.)

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Like, literally anytime the gods or godlike entities get involved, the 4th wall is shattered into oblivion.

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...I'm free to do anything, you said?/hj

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*ALMOST anything

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“The 4th wall?” Since when was the 4th wall EVER kept intact anyway?
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"Haha, now that you mention it... it's actually kept fairly intact with normal beings."

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“Really? I thought the 4th wall was just a suggestion.”
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The man looks kinda uncomfortable with this topic, but he laughs it off.

"It's actually heavily inforced by the gods and Him. As in, normal beings tend to die if they break it."

The man takes another sip of coffee.

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"Y Mr. shpkp, wht's zs mnlnd gon b abt, whts et laik? -nd whn 's (ih-t) gon rlse?"

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Him? Who is Him, am I Him? Is his name Jim by any chance? Is he slim? *Grabs his hat by the brim and takes it off* Anyways it's looking a bit grim.

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#16 “Anyways, on that note… do you have any hot chocolate?”
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"Wait wait, hold the literal phone. It's for you, I believe. No, in all seriousness, this seems a bit complex for us, don't you think?"