Reasons to block the bunny

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autobunny
The-Crow-of-Doubt wrote:

I am only on chess.com because the worst place on the Dark Net was under maintenance and chess.com was suggested as an alternative. The dark skid mark on my soul chess.com has made will never wash off. 

Wasn't apple cider supposed to fix everything? 

autobunny
PunchboxNET wrote:

This box? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Box_(2009_film)

autobunny
Itude wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Itude wrote:
The-Crow-of-Doubt wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Vincidroid wrote:
 

*snip*

There is no place worse than chess.com

Yes there is...Skinningrove !

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinningrove

An actual place. There might be more ways to skin a grove than a cat. 

Yes its a real place, one of only two I have ever driven through and felt a strong sense of unease.

The other was Lurgan in Northern Ireland, both of them had this kind of scary aura

But why, they were even posting this under landmarks on wiki:

"There is also a fish and chip shop"

Sounds safely British enough to the bunny. 

The-Crow-of-Doubt
autobunny wrote:
The-Crow-of-Doubt wrote:

I am only on chess.com because the worst place on the Dark Net was under maintenance and chess.com was suggested as an alternative. The dark skid mark on my soul chess.com has made will never wash off. 

Wasn't apple cider supposed to fix everything? 

You told me apple cider vinegar fixes everything, for a year now I have been drinking pints of the stuff waiting for stuff to be fixed and not understanding why I have more problems than ever before 

autobunny
The-Crow-of-Doubt wrote:
autobunny wrote:
The-Crow-of-Doubt wrote:

I am only on chess.com because the worst place on the Dark Net was under maintenance and chess.com was suggested as an alternative. The dark skid mark on my soul chess.com has made will never wash off. 

Wasn't apple cider supposed to fix everything? 

You told me apple cider vinegar fixes everything, for a year now I have been drinking pints of the stuff waiting for stuff to be fixed and not understanding why I have more problems than ever before 

Whoa, why would anyone listen to the bunny's advice? Also as the mods here might/should say,  'everything in moderation'.

autobunny

Yesterday brought the kids out for a lunch promising bbq stingray with sambal but failed to deliver. It seems they only serve this for dinner nowadays. Much disappointment. 

We do like our fish spicy here

autobunny

Since this is off topic anyway, see no reason to stick to just the subject anymore 😕

SpacePodz
I’m feeling like blocking the bunny for memes now lmao. Say something mean to me so I have a reason to
autobunny
SpacePodz wrote:
I’m feeling like blocking the bunny for memes now lmao. Say something mean to me so I have a reason to

Apple cider?  Nothing's meaner than that

SpacePodz
How dare you. I feel so hurt after that I’m crying and shaking rn. I used to respect the bunny but now I have no choice but to block you.
autobunny
SpacePodz wrote:
How dare you. I feel so hurt after that I’m crying and shaking rn. I used to respect the bunny but now I have no choice but to block you.

See, cider always works

Roaming_Rooster
autobunny yazdı:

Yesterday brought the kids out for a lunch promising bbq stingray with sambal but failed to deliver. It seems they only serve this for dinner nowadays. Much disappointment. 

We do like our fish spicy here

There is barely  any fish. To quote a wise man who complained about his seafood

autobunny
Roaming_Rooster wrote:
autobunny yazdı:

Yesterday brought the kids out for a lunch promising bbq stingray with sambal but failed to deliver. It seems they only serve this for dinner nowadays. Much disappointment. 

We do like our fish spicy here

There is barely  any fish. To quote a wise man who complained about his seafood

 

https://www.bt.com/tv/documentary/seaspiracy-netflix-truth-facts-ali-tabrizi-stop-eating-fish

Seaspiracy blames fishing nets and fish consumption for most of the evils.

autobunny

Everybody should learn from the wisdom of @SpacePodz and block the bunny. If required the bunny can send a custom crafted insult you could use as a trigger for the block. Save yourselves while you still can.

autobunny

Everybody needs it

The-Crow-of-Doubt

Where do I apply for the custom crafted insult?

Can we apply more than once? Does it get posted here or in the inbox?

will it be typed in caps?

BattleSoldier

Bunny,we don't WANT to save ourselves from you!!!

beansoup99

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autobunny
beansoup99 wrote:

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Keep practising. You'll get there. 

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/hi-372

autobunny
BattleSoldier wrote:

Bunny,we don't WANT to save ourselves from you!!!

You are too kind but the bunny is just pure evil.