Reasons Why I am 2 years old

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RisenSpirit

No.1 - I'm obviously a 2 year old.

No.2 - I type in letter like a 2 year old: "webqouhwbdvhjqbd"

No.3 - I talk like a 2 year old: "BRUH STOP DRIVING OFF THE CLIFF"

No.4 - I experienced as much as 2 year olds: "HELP, I'M FALLING! SAVE ME PLEASE! AHHH"

No.5 - The 2 year old logic: "So there was a guy that was not a guy"

No.6 - Insane Maths Knowledge: "I thought 2+3 was 7?"

No.7 - Disabled Coronavirus infected system so that means I'm 2. [Makes perfect sense do not ask]

No.8 - Eat / Drink like a 2 year old: "GIMME MY COOKIES SLAVE!"

No.9 - Can speak 2 languages so 2 years old. 2=2, right?

No.10 - Gotta go bye~

Hey that's why I'm a 2 year old. Hope you believed it.

duntcare

lol

duntcare

he means smaller kids dont get infected as much as adult 

RisenSpirit

Ok GUYS this is 100% true and do not ask any questions because "I SAID WHAT I SAID" and they always makes too much sense

RisenSpirit

Ever heard of supernatural? @Dangerous_owl?

duntcare
Dangerous_Owl wrote:

2 years old can't be this smart there is no 2 years old prodigy who talks!

i think there is

duntcare
duntcare wrote:
Dangerous_Owl wrote:

2 years old can't be this smart there is no 2 years old prodigy who talks!

i think there is

look,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiNeAcnpf0g

duntcare

ikr

Todo-Chan

lol

 

ry-guy14

This is obviously the most absurd topic ever. I like and I don't like it.

FallenS0ul
ry-guy14 wrote:

This is obviously the most absurd topic ever. I like and I don't like it.