lol
Reasons Why I am 2 years old

Ok GUYS this is 100% true and do not ask any questions because "I SAID WHAT I SAID" and they always makes too much sense

2 years old can't be this smart there is no 2 years old prodigy who talks!
i think there is

2 years old can't be this smart there is no 2 years old prodigy who talks!
i think there is
look,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiNeAcnpf0g
No.1 - I'm obviously a 2 year old.
No.2 - I type in letter like a 2 year old: "webqouhwbdvhjqbd"
No.3 - I talk like a 2 year old: "BRUH STOP DRIVING OFF THE CLIFF"
No.4 - I experienced as much as 2 year olds: "HELP, I'M FALLING! SAVE ME PLEASE! AHHH"
No.5 - The 2 year old logic: "So there was a guy that was not a guy"
No.6 - Insane Maths Knowledge: "I thought 2+3 was 7?"
No.7 - Disabled Coronavirus infected system so that means I'm 2. [Makes perfect sense do not ask]
No.8 - Eat / Drink like a 2 year old: "GIMME MY COOKIES SLAVE!"
No.9 - Can speak 2 languages so 2 years old. 2=2, right?
No.10 - Gotta go bye~
Hey that's why I'm a 2 year old. Hope you believed it.