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anyone have good riddles or jokes?

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What came first, The chicken or the egg?

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What always runs, never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a mouth but never eats
Has a bed but never sleeps?
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The less you consume
The more I am
Wait too long
Death will come
What am I?
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I have always been odd
Remove my beginning and I am even
What am I?
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no idea

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Without it I’m dead,
With it, I’m behind
What am I?
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Good luck solving these
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BriqnL1n wrote:
What always runs, never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a mouth but never eats
Has a bed but never sleeps?

River

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Good job
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A magician is driving down a road. He turns into a driveway.
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BriqnL1n wrote:
I have always been odd
Remove my beginning and I am even
What am I?

"Seven"
Remove the "S" at the begenning you get "even"

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Yes
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Are you googling these
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No I already heard these XD

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So you play geometry dash?
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Yes. TheChickenIsOnFire btw

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@BriqnL1n
So... there is a tree. A very short tree
In this tree there lives a Witch
A very short Witch
The Witch stinks of fish
My question to you is this...
On a scale from tree to fish
How many shinies do you have?

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What has legs but it does not move
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@bts1723
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