Rizz Pickup lines
But Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is good for the best performance and whatnot
(I learned that I suck at poppy playtime)
Lol rubbish thread
thats the most British thing I've ever seen on chess.com OTF lol. I haven't seen a single person say rubbish
You must be made of stars because whenever I see you, the universe seems to align. Got me feeling like the world’s a better place with you in it.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. I’m honestly just trying to figure out how someone so amazing ended up in my life.
Is it just me, or did the temperature rise as soon as you walked in? I’m pretty sure you just brought the heat.
You’ve got the kind of smile that makes me forget everything else around me. How do you do that?
Are you an artist? Because every time I see you, I’m looking at a masterpiece.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. And I’m never getting up.
(Hopefully this helps, my charmy)
Are you a school bus? CUZ I WANNA FILL YOU UP WITH KIDS
Are you my homework? CUZ I WANNA SLAM YOU ON MY DESK AND DO YOU ALL NIGHT
Imagine this scene: a child comes up to a man and asks “Mister, do you do drugs?” The man says “Is your mom’s name drugs?” Then the kid says “No.” “Ok then no I don’t.”
Nah this is just the lord of DECAF, you didn’t come up with that last one