Rizz Pickup lines

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The-alpha_zora
RuleBreakeryas wrote:

If i was the grinch i wouldn't steal Christmas would steal you

I don’t get that

Ledon-donJames

i ge it

N0V_EL
Are you a shoe cuz you’re just my size
N0V_EL
Are you a faucet cuz you got that drip
babygirl_2024

Sun burn sucks

Meairal

Are you a microwave. Beacuse you are hot😏(did i spell microwave correctly)

Boysamuel16

Lol

Meairal

Ok

Boysamuel16

I have a joke but promise you won't report me for it

Boysamuel16

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Mystersyrious
Are you ice cream? Cuz I love licking ice cream 😏.
The-alpha_zora

(After she/he sneezes.) I’d say bless you, but it looks like you already have been.

Angel_1226376

hey

Angel_1226376

Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see 😏

SweatyFingers6969
Take two of trying to rizz up my unrizzable friend 😭
dearprince

Oop.

As a math nerd #211 kinda triggered me so💀

CommanderCatty
Big fish small fish red fish blue fish.I’m breaking up with you #####
jjsoawessssome

Are you a mirror? Because I can see you and me together

jjsoawessssome

No one cares

BewareOfFallingCoconuts

"Call the ambulance! I think we have some fractured ribs, possible some internal bleeding."

"What are you talking about? I'm fine."

"Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven... 😏Angel"