roast me I’ll roast back

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djrules509
Go ahead
BasixWhiteBoy

You have nothing better to do than make this thread.

Checkmate.

Oh, wait...

djrules509
Your moms so old she watches Jurassic park to remind her of her childhood ( I don’t mean it this is a friendly fourm
djrules509
Ur so dumb you thought this was a chess game
DevinSuckAtChess

Why do you want to get "roasted" anyways, seems pretty dum

DevinSuckAtChess

Imo

djrules509
I don’t want to get roasted I want to roast
djrules509
Ur moms so fat she walked by the window and I thought it was a eclipse
DevinSuckAtChess

Then go on reddit or any toxic game

djrules509
Huh?
djrules509
Winston is back
djrules509
I want to roast here idk
djrules509
Oh I get it
djrules509
Ur moms so old she got a signed copy of the Bible
paristarr

your hand is so big I mistaked you for an ugly godzilla

(PLEASE MODS DO NOT GET ME BANNED FOR SAYING DIS I'M JS ROASTING CASUALLY)

djrules509
I won’t ban you
djrules509
You are the sun in my life……now get 93 million miles away from me
LilyPaddling
#20 are u a mod? if u don’t mind me asking..
DevinSuckAtChess

This thread is for 9 yr olds that found these roasts while doomscrolling ;-;

djrules509
If I wanted to kill myself id just jump from your ego to your iq