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clairecps77
Jun 2, 2024
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Mah need some roasts. FYI you can write kotlc things here
I have rizz lines. And a rizz poem
W rizz
Are you a girl? You kinda look like one…
Are you my homework? My teacher said it’s due tmr. 😕
Are you the floor? Everyone uses you
Are you the table? Oh sorry I thought you were someone else.
Are you a nose? I don’t like the way you smell
Are you a pimple?… that’s nasty
Are you autistic? Cuz you’re pretty special
Are you Mr potato head? I think you’re missing an eye 😭 it looks weird… go away
Are you the Mona Lisa? Stop smiling. You should see yourself in a mirror
Is that a fly on your face? Get it off! Get it off! Oh wait. That’s just a blackhead. Ew
Are you the Rocky Mountains? Cuz your skin is rough w pimples 🤮 get away. I can feel the oil spilling out of your face
Are those braces on your teeth? Or is it the Golden Gate suspension bridge
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your face is quite ugly, your pimples are new.
They cover your face, like chocolate fondue,
I’m always quite frightened whilst talking to you.
I thought you were my rat, you both look alike,
Your pimples are mountains, each day is a hike.
The hikes are so long, I’ll soon need a bike.
Your pimples are large and you’re built like a dike.
You’re so big and so fat, you block people’s paths,
your weight is so large, it is how we got maths.
Youre so sweaty that I could take thirty-five baths,
Whenever you eat pizza, you eat it by halves.
Why are you smiling? You should look in a mirror.
Your face is so scary, it’s all that I fear.
To run just a mile it takes you a year
Forget it! Just walk, you can’t run, it is clear.
So roses are red, violets are blue,
If this made you mad, then go ahead and sue.
But you can’t fit in the court, you ate too much food,
And I’ll just run away, before you even knew.
Are you a girl? You kinda look like one…
Are you my homework? My teacher said it’s due tmr. 😕
Are you the floor? Everyone uses you
Are you the table? Oh sorry I thought you were someone else.
Are you a nose? I don’t like the way you smell
Are you a pimple?… that’s nasty
Are you autistic? Cuz you’re pretty special
Are you Mr potato head? I think you’re missing an eye 😭 it looks weird… go away
Are you the Mona Lisa? Stop smiling. You should see yourself in a mirror
Is that a fly on your face? Get it off! Get it off! Oh wait. That’s just a blackhead. Ew
Are you the Rocky Mountains? Cuz your skin is rough w pimples 🤮 get away. I can feel the oil spilling out of your face
Are those braces on your teeth? Or is it the Golden Gate suspension bridge
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your face is quite ugly, your pimples are new.
They cover your face, like chocolate fondue,
I’m always quite frightened whilst talking to you.
I thought you were my rat, you both look alike,
Your pimples are mountains, each day is a hike.
The hikes are so long, I’ll soon need a bike.
Your pimples are large and you’re built like a dike.
You’re so big and so fat, you block people’s paths,
your weight is so large, it is how we got maths.
Youre so sweaty that I could take thirty-five baths,
Whenever you eat pizza, you eat it by halves.
Why are you smiling? You should look in a mirror.
Your face is so scary, it’s all that I fear.
To run just a mile it takes you a year
Forget it! Just walk, you can’t run, it is clear.
So roses are red, violets are blue,
If this made you mad, then go ahead and sue.
But you can’t fit in the court, you ate too much food,
And I’ll just run away, before you even knew.
This is the most w rizz
It’s a joke 😐
I’m not stupid…. Kinda
